plot twist: the man thinks, ah, she is simply expressing her frustration as a member of an oppressed group, whilst hating the construction of masculinity that was designed to keep her down, not necessarily all individual men such as myself…this is absolutely not the same thing as sexism and not a personal attack on me *keeps scrolling*
I kinda wanna be in a gang but only like once and not even a real gang maybe one of those corny gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed dance movies
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
- Me: *watching 'beauty and the beast'*
- Tv: "NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
- My 20-year-old bro: *opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*
when ppl delete artists’ comments
when ppl don’t source art
when ppl make really fucking disgusting food